All of this just makes me want to vomit in my mouth. Really? Is the new excuse for cheating honestly, “I’m a s*x addict”??? Can’t it just be because you’re a piece of cheating scum (male or female)???
Take responsibility for the fact that YOU made the choice to stray (*cough* Jesse James *cough* Tiger Woods *cough* David Duchovny)! Then YOU, Tiger Woods, after getting away with it once or twice, went gung-ho all-out and started screwing any pretty thing that moved just because you COULD. That doesn’t make you a  …

Feel free to fight me on these. I’m feeling feisty!

No, snarky little 30-year-old who probably has a small dick, I am NOT a SECRETARY, just because I had white-out tape readily available when you asked to borrow some. In fact, I have MORE insurance licenses than YOU, despite the fact that you make 3x’s as much as I do. So, until I’ve been here for a year & I’m able to be promoted, you will address me as Ms. ADMIN COORDINATOR until such time as I become a sales rep …

I was looking back through some old writing I did, and found a snippet from a Writer’s Island prompt, The Key. Here’s what I came up with. Let me know what you think.
The Key
As humans, we go through life searching for the key to happiness, the key to a long enriched life, the key to a successful career. Focusing on these long-term goals, these far-reaching ideas, takes us further away from actually obtaining them, because we are missing the point.
These is no one “key” to everything. Life is a series …

I was deeply saddened by the death of Michael Jackson. I know he and his life have been controversial for some time, but he still remains an integral part of my childhood. I grew up with the “Thriller” album, and even bought the CD when it came out.
By now, you know how much I love Swagbucks. If you haven’t joined yet, and you’re a big MJ fan, I want to show you some items that might sweeten the pot, so to speak, and get you to sign up and start …

I got this as an email forward during the months of my recent unemployment. I couldn’t agree more with it.
It reads:
Like a lot of folks in this state, I had a job. I worked, they paid me. I paid my taxes and the government distributed my taxes as it saw fit. In order to get that paycheck, I was required to pass a random urine test, with which I had no problem. What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don’t have …

I’m a Yankee Doodle Dandy . . . yep, I was born on a holiday. No, it’s not as bad as being born on Christmas and having to fight for more gifts as a child, although it does slightly suck.

Pros:

I was born in the summer which means I didn’t have to go to school on my bday.
It’s a National Holiday, so I always get it off of work.
It’s kind of cool to have a bday on a holiday — well, other people think it’s cool.
I have red hair, white skin, & …

Jen is my best friend. We met at band camp at age 13. Yes, I just said “Band Camp.” Get over it.
Jen has a little problem. It’s afflicted her ever since I’ve known her. No, I’m not talking about her susceptibility to Kidney infections (her dad had to bring her cranberry juice that 1st band camp) or her high-pitched squealing cackle she lets out when she’s really laughing. I’m talking about her Name Disability. Jen cannot under any circumstances get anyone’s name right.
Take for instance, Ewan McGregor. There. I can …

STEP ONE:Spell your name with songs.
My Stupid Mouth by John Mayer
Sex Type Thing by STP
Mystical Machine Gun by Kula Shaker
One Week by Barenaked Ladies
Devil’s Haircut by Beck
Extraordinary Machine by Fiona Apple
Rape Me by Nirvana
Nothing Else Matters by Metallica
STEP TWO:
Name: Ms. Modern
Birthday: July 4thNickname: Ms. Mod
Eye Color: BlueHair Color: RedZodiac Sign: Cancer
STEP THREE:
The shoes you wore today: Brown Mudd Flip Flop SandalsYour weaknesses: cocker spaniel ears – they’re just so cute!Your fear(s): I have a fuzz phobia – yes, I am afraid of fuzz (commence laughing now)Your perfect pizza: cheese & …

“Lovers have come and gone, but my mistress stays. She is beautiful and gentle. She waits on me hand and foot. She is a swinger. She has grace. To hear her speak, you can’t believe your ears. She is ten thousand years old. She is as modern as tomorrow, a brand new woman every day, and as endless as time mathematics. Living with her is a labyrinth of ramifications. I look forward to her every gesture. Music is my mistress, and she plays second fiddle to no one.” ~Duke Ellington
I’ve …

My best friend’s cancer has most likely returned for the 3rd time. I HATE cancer! Here are some more reasons why:
Angel Cathy (Jen’s mom) – When both of them had cancer at the same time

 
Angel Katie:

Angel Tamara:

Angel Zachary:

Angel Eden:

Angel Erin:

Angel Brandon:

 
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